beatrixtipplepot:

beatrixtipplepot:

beatrixtipplepot:

im not sure if this mold is the kind of mold that belongs on cheese or not

ok here goes nothing

i have made a Big Mistake

(Source: nannajane)

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caswouldratherbehere:

sematalba:

theperksofbeingademon:

heyfunniest:

heyfunniest:

the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. 

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that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name

Fuck off.. Mock up what you want. The g stands for graphic for gods sake

DO YOU ALSO PRONOUNCE JPEG AS J-FEG. The P comes from photographic after all.

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blackromney:

freedie-mercury:

blackromney:

‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???

that’s right„ ‘pee’

what does this mean

we just don’t know

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glowpinkstah:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

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  • spn fandom: we want cas to fall
  • spn writers: nO EVERYONE FALLS. YOU GET A FALL AND YOU GET A FALL.
  • spn fandom: wHAT

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wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad


fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

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fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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rneerkat:

saladbrain:

rneerkat:

this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

why didnt i see this coming

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band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

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texasbowlegs:

i swear the only thing i could think about when jennifer lawrence fell at the oscars last night was that somewhere in a dark room leo dicaprio whispered at his tv screen “i wouldn’t have tripped” 

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mythlica:

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

Isn’t that America’s economic plan

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

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congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

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marielectriceel:

feelingstrangelyalive:

you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…

then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…

the hannibal fandom

actual cannibal hannibal fandom.

no wait that makes too much sense.

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